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R.I.P. Rannie Yoo...

Rannie Yoo was a friend of mine that I found out recently passed away. She emailed me awhile back to tell me she had cancer, but the Doctor said her outlook was good. I was a little worried, but she sounded fine and upbeat. Unfortunately, I never followed up on her, assuming she was ok. That's something I'll regret for a long time. 

In any case, she was one of the sweetest people I've ever met and very genuine, which is rare in her business--PR. 

Rannie Yoo 1/20/1976 - 10/25/2009

She was a dynamite PR lady! She always treated me well despite the insignificant size of the magazine I worked at. When I asked some PR people for a game they'd be like, "Uhhhh... who are you again? What's your circulation? Yeah... click." But she never looked down on us and always came through--even hand delivering games herself sometimes! 

Her husband who married her a week before she died, made this beautiful memorial for her. It shows how brave she was and the humor and spirit in which she fought this disease with. 

You can find it here - RannieRied

And now here's a beautiful picture of some flowers in a bowl my grrfriend took. She thinks it should be cropped, but I like it the way it is--imperfections and all.

Goodbye Rannie! I love Yoo! 

On a personal note, I was on the fence about going to Japan this winter, due to financial reasons, but this has convinced me! I'm going! Ya gotta live life!

[This blog will now return to the super drunk offensive immature terrible monster that it is. Thank you.]

POST HALLOWEEN! MICHAEL FUCKING JACKSON! (and other things)

For those of u whu don't no, I have's me a girlffriend and she looks like this.

Some foo we done met on the bus!

Meggers, preggers!

 

My Girl-Cum-Bur-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Hawt. Zambie. Bitcheees.

Beeeee-fucking-YAAAAAAAAAARRRRREGGGGGG!

Q-TEES-PA-2-TEES.!

After molesting 100 kids I need a little refreshment.

This is HALLOWEEN GENIUS.

But this is the future of humanoids. U and all the Humanoids you know.

And now here's some real shit.

 

Some real retared shit.

Yeah! This is the real rucking shit! Boney-maroney! Skelafuckor!

The best part, is the hot fucking bitches behind me. Straight boggled.

 
  Soon after Halloween, I went and saw the MJ movie! (HELLZ YEAH!)

Glowiez. Glow. The Glow. The Blow. The glove. The glove. I'm actually a bit drunks.

I FUCKING <3 MK! What do you love for a living?

MJ needs a fucking drink. I love the childen. Seriously.

Put on the glove. Put on the glove. Put on the glove. Does anybody matter?

ANAL DESTRUCTION.

MIKOL FAKKIN JACK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON. DA GLOVE.

MJ Movie was gooooood. Me happy. My dreams did come true. Love all around.

Crabby after Halloweenies. The end of the holiday. My house is kreeepy. Did you know?

And that's the fucking end of Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen. In the fucking USA.

BTW if you havent figured it out yet......nothing means nothing.            Thank you.

Halloween Stoopid Store! (Sponsered by creepy peeper and little dead dog)

Welcome to the yearly Halloween Stoopid Store blog! I started doing this a few years back and it's become a tradition. The premise is simple - get shit faced, run in the store and tear it up!

This year was a little more mellow, but still fun! Here we go! 

Found little cutie at Thai restaurant by the store... Drunkenstien!

Before we hit the store we played with my buddy's Osamba's toy - Scroaty!

If you blow on sctoaty's mouth penis hose, he get all swollen up!

And you can plug up his mouth penis hose and turn in into a little fuck mouth! 

And if you use your imagination, his back looks like a granny va-janny!

Sorry, I have a little scroaty obsession... BTW he comes from Wallgreens!

Anyway, enough of that, this is supposed to be a Halloween Stoopid Store Blarg so here we go! Yesshhh! Finally made it into the store! 

This is how I feel when I go into a Halloween store!

While we're looking at nasty babies (one of my favorite things), here's a stoned reggae monster baby!

 

Then we found an army helmet! This is standard pimp issue.

I'm part Native American, too!

 

I have no idea what this costumes supposed to be. Dead naked shy guy? Too high concept for me!

I love Asian fashions!

 
Don't forget your hat, jewelry, make-up, glasses, and weapon!

Zombie Chewbacca!

Yes, you little bitch. Put your slutty little ass in the air!

A Mexican Super Douche costume!

And for those special parents who want their kids to get the shit kicked out of them by other kids or have drunk adults pee on them is this amazing costume!

Hello future sexual psychopath!

 

Or you could send them in out in the molestors favorite, Naked Body Suit!

If I had a child, I would make them wear this every day of the week. Not kidding.

This is a great sign! Simple and to the point!

 

This stuff costs an arm and a leg!

This is some good old fashioned costume mash up! Comically over-sized trucker's combined with super scary monster face - comedy gold!

A Smudge Wolf! Yes from the famous movie, "The Smudge Wolf" super scary!

 

Then I found this mask... and I fell in love.  You know when you find that costume and you're like, "Yeah... this, this is me. This is really me."

 

We were sure tired after all that Halloween shopping. So it was off to a resturant to get some grub... Hrmm... what should I order... what should I order...?

 

Sometimes you need a little help from your friends to decide stuff.

Then a crazy thing happened! I met another girl watcher! What are the chances?

He got too excited watching girls! Happens to me too...

It was time to go and time to settle up the bill...

Yesshhhhh! Take my money... hrmph hrmmph hrmmph!

And the next day, before heading off to a Halloween party, we stopped by my favorite bar John Murious Trophy Room! Immeditatly after walking in the bartender handed me this magazine and said, read it.

Turns out it was a porno magazine featuring 50+ models! Does that bartender know me or what?

This was an amazing ad calling out for 50+ models. But you still have to send in your I.D. so they can make sure you're over 18 years old! LOL!

Have you called Grandma today? Great tagline! I wish I could write like that!

 

And then we were off to a party! I wore my award winning creepy peeper costume and totally freaked the fuck out every chick at the party! I didn't think it was that bad! Sheesh!

And now it's time for the sad part of the blog. There was a cute little dog at the party in a bucket. It looked like this...

But then at the end of the party, it died! Another dog like bit it's head off and it looked like this! It was super sad! I really liked that little guy! If you have a little dog... you have to watch it! Seriously.

Anyways, here's a recent pic from the super store two days before Halloween. The place was totally destroyed! It looks like a mangled costume abortion!

And now, I'll leave you with this picture of a costumed baby who, like most of us, is wondering what the fuck is going on.

Yep, this year was a little less crazy than previous years, but still fun none-the-less. If you have spare time and any brain cells left, here are the last two years! Enjoy!

Here's 2008!

And Here's 2007!

It's The Great Pumpkin Fucker, Charlie Brown!

Happy almost Halloweenies! To pre-celebrate this great holiday here are some pictures of a haunted gas station, me trying to carve a pumpkin-lanterz, and Linus fucking a pumpkin. 

Whilst on the way up north we stopped in a non-descript white trash town for gas and found a kick ass haunted gas station! I looked like a halloween superstore mini-mart!

Head in a bowl! Wearing safety glasses! No doubt to protect his eyes from getting poked out by greedy little kids!

I don't know what's worse, being a cut off head, or working in a gas station mini-mart!

Hand in the energy drink barrel!Genius!

Foot coming out of the beer cooler! Not quite as genius. And that foot was really dirty. Kinda gross.

It's time to get stabby!

We found a little helper!

 
Taking a break!

He got drunky!

Pumpkin Hot Tub!

 
Posing skeletons in wacky positions is all part of the pumpkin carving tradition!

And here are the results!

Success!

Naturally the next logical thing to do is put a penis in its mouth.

And as promised, here's Linus fucking a pumpkin! You're welcome!

Holy ships! Typepud changed up their game! I hope I'm blogging!

Actually, I ain't got shit here so here's some leftovers from my travelz and some other stuff that is in my apartment! I know... exciting!

This here's somethin I got in Mexico! It's based on an anime... try and figure out what it is!

And this is some little kids playing GTA IV on a stand up arcade cabinet in Mexico! LOL! I can't speak mexicans, but... eye kurumbaz! Piracy is not rampant in Mexico... it's fucking awesome! 

This is a cool cellphone store in Mexicoz!

 
And now we're done with the odds and ends... here's some stuff in my house!

Actually I don't live in the bathroom... this was my friend's Samuel L. Wackyson's set up - my Cobra Kai action figure from Karate Kid II on the toilet... sheer imagination!

And here's some more sexy bathroom action! Cobra Kai with the Silver Samurai... and some cat weird thing watching them. Does this turn you on?

And because you didn't ask for it... my new Frankenstien balloon in my hallway next to the bongos. I just bought this monster last Friday night! Totally worth it!

And here are the league of extrodinatrily weird things found on my coffee table! I'll make love to you if you can guess them all!

It's stumpy! And weirdie!

Here's some pots and pans in the kitchen... see if you can spot anything unusual...

 

You got it! This was some gross guy I bought during Halloween last year! He was just perfect for plugging up that totally awkward hole in the kitch.

Anyway, next time I'll have some super signifigant shit!Or it'll be another experiment in retardation. Hrrmm... I actually can not determine which would be better!

SUPER PENIS TIME!

I went to the Folsom Street Fair - a gay and straight leather street fair. It's pretty lame, but with enough beer anything can be fun--even math!

Here are the sights I witnessed! (If you hate penises, turn back! Turn back!)

Some dude was selling wooden penis statues right outside the fair. Oh, he also sold wooden buddhas, not that they're related. He informed us several times this was his "Going out of the business" sale. Oh, so you're getting out of the wooden penis business... yeah, it's a hard market. A hard market.

Some dude built a cool mad max car. This would be considered a smooth ride in the wasteland!



Then we bumped into Conan the BALL-barian! Actually, his costume was pretty cool!

Just two normal guys eating Thai food in the front window of a restaurant. It's almost as if they were doing it on purpose! Wacky!

It's almost as big as mine!

And we an S&M Gay-sha! Tee-hee!

Normally this wouldn't be that interesting, but he did take the time to make a super disgusting dog penis thingie. Complete with that weird doggie boner knot they get.

Here's a close up! (you're welcome!)

Holy pork kabob, this shirt is fucking awesome! How have I never seen this before?!

Some pictures don't need captions!

Sexy.

This is a great look! Although Scream was like 10 years ago, that mask is immortal! (for penis fans, sorry for the censorship! This is a family oriented blog!)

This would normally be funny, but at a fair full of buff hairy guys and penises it was hilarious!

Mmmmm... chest hair! Click to enlarge, it'd make a great wallpaper!

Sexy Micky Mouse nipple shirt!

This is a cool artsie photo I took.

Look he brought his mom to the fair! Or his landlady...  hrmm... mystery picture!

For some reason I had sausages on the brain and ate this monster!

And I'll leave you with this super sexy S&M anime costume - Dragon Ball Zegro! If that buldge isn't stuffed, that is a super saiyan penis! Wowser!

See ya next year!

DAS KOMPUTRONZ PROBLEMZ!

I've been attempting to install a new hardrive in mein komputron, which is not nearly as easy as I thought it would be! Anywhoots, it should be done tomorrow and I'll put up my super penisy folsom street fair penis blog penis.

Here's a "taste!"

OREGUNZ!

I'm in that odd time inbetween events so I ain't really got anything worth sharing, just a few Oregun pics (where I'm from).

B'for I go home, I gots ta put on my "Oregon Teef" so I can blend in with the natives.

This here's a turkey I saw at a petting zoo. There's a sign that says "the turkey loves to be pet." so I pet him and he bit the fuck out of my finger.

This is a cup of pot that my Mom sat on in my nephew's back seat and spilled it. Why he was carrying around a huge "cup" of pot with him in the back seat when we were just going to dinner I don't know!

Maybe because he has a shitload of weed growing in his back yard--welcome to Oregon!

A sign you don't see in many laundry mats outside of OR.

I went to a real old-timey Oregon bar!

This is the kind of place that hipsters dream about going to - a totally non-ironic dive bar.

This was the real deal! Complete with a sexy girl painting on velvet.

A super knobby wooden bar.

Good Beer Goad People! I can't tell, was this made by a little kid? Or a really drunk adult...

And Gizzards! That is definitely a Oregon only item!  

Even the grafitti's jacked up! No spray can! No marker! Hand drawn pencil grafitti!

Oddly enough, the bar also had this very homo-erotic beer poster on the wall! Who was this for?

While visiting my family, my neice ran over to me and gave this. I asked her what it was and she said "You!" I love kids!

Here's the sad part of the trip! I had this really good idea to gather a bunch of pinecones, wood chunks and rocks then put googly eyes on them. Genius right? But the guy at the glue store convinced me I needed this special glue to make the eyes stick, but didn't tell me it would foam up and look totally gross! Thus ruining my idea and leaving me with a lot of eye infected wood things...

Sometimes good ideas just dont work out.

Anyway I'm back home now! And here's what your table looks like when you drink too much, play too many video games and have an obsession with bananas!

And for no reason, here's a picture of my favorite slot machine in Vegas! C'ya laterz!

Gitmo Make Over!

I want to go to gitmo! I want to go to gitmo! Now that is some clean living! The 9/11 mastermind (which would be an awesome name for a band) got busted quite a few years ago in a shitty hotel room looking like he'd been pounding tequilla, shooting coke, and jacking off for 30 hours straight! (trust me, I know what that looks like)

But! Several years later, after some serious Gitmo healthly living, this mother fucker came out with some badass pristine beardy photos! What a differnce! This guy could be on the cover of GQ! Or AQ! (Al Qaeda Quartely) He look good!

Lock me up. Do whatever. I want that look.

FAT SPOCK! And other illogical beings! (and boobies.)

This is it! The final Comic-Corn post in which I'll barf all rest of the pics worth barfing--on you!

Fat Spock! I'd like to point out to this man that eating that much food is illogical!

This man is a fucking pimp--with mobility problems! Even if you cant walk, you can still be cool!

I love nerd-tits! These look like they could be floppers, but that's not necessarily a bad thing!

Creepy clown! Creepy clown! If you look close, I think that's supposed to be a Hulk balloon animal!

A statue celebrating the new Disney/Marilyn Monroe merger.

Holy fucking BUTT CHEST! Look at these bitch bags!

Free wallpaper! Click to enlarge! You'll be the envy of all your friends who live in basements.

From the hit movie Kill Dill-do!

And the stars of the 80's post apocalyptic classic movie -- Chode Warrior!

This guy is my hero! When I'm super old and flabby (more than now) I'm gonna play the emperor! How perfect is this? Right down to the glasses! (please imagine the lightning bolts!)

For those non-DC nerdz, this is Power Woman! She has the ability to give you a Power Boner! Seriously, this is the best PW costume I have ever seen, complete with creepy gas mask peeper!

And here's Chun Li! This is right after the match where she got beat with the ugly stick! For the record, that is not a legal weapon in Street Fighter.

And here's your abstract Comic-Corn art photo. I call it "A clown nose on a metal grate"

I flippin' love this costume! How cute is this? Many nerdz know that Green Lantern was black at some point, but did you know he was a baby?

As I've mentioned numerous times, occasionally you find a shot that summerizes the Comic-Corn experience perfectly--this is it. Green Lantern with a fanny pack! Ha! In case he needs to fight crime and buy a six pack of beer. Classic!

This is one of the best Ryu's I've ever seen--and I've seen a lot! Attitude, costume and mostly creativity! He brought his own friggin' fireball! Love it!

This guy not only had a kick-ass costume it was relatively obscure! His name was Green Hammer Guy! Errr... the Green Fighter Man... Jeez... Green Crusher Miester? I can't remember! Or was it the Spectre? Anyway! He's awesome!

And for those who care, here's an entire family of Boba-Fetts!

I'll leave you with this -- yes, I've posted it before, but it's my favorite photo of the show.

LOOK AT THIS GUY! He looks like a fucking mass murderer! Why is his forehead so sweaty? Has he been molesting children all morning? What happened to him?! I just love it! And that's Comic-Corn 2009! Until next yearz!

BTW - here's last year for those who didn't see it - it was pretty rockin' if I do say!

COMIC-CONDOMS 2008!